I just heard a very funny story yesterday.

So I've this friend, Adele I'll call her.
She has this girlfriend, Jasmine and they were together for 2 years.
But Adele, unfortunately,  is not that great a girlfriend towards Jasmine.
So this Jasmine was holding onto a job that requires most of her free time away from Adele.
She also spends most of her time at home, doing God knows what - guess only Adele would know.
And Adele, being a university student and part time working at a night club as a door bitch, also has her time packed up with homework and work.
So. Whenever they can actually meet, they'd be arguing a lot because of this really big gap in their lives. And Jasmine has found a new set of friends from work to hang out with often.

Adele gets upset because she had been working and studying to sustain herself and Jasmine.
I dunno bout Jasmine but Adele has been quite there for her - just that Adele is always cranky, rude, and just like her job - a bitch.
Jasmine and Adele were supposed to go Europe together for a quiet getaway during Adele's school holidays. Adele paid for everything using what money she had for the two, and Jasmine only had to fork out her trip expenses. Good life right?

Wrong. Woe to the two, they argued really badly during the 1 week before their trip. It finally tired Jasmine and she totally bailed on Adele. Went MIA.

Adele went CRAY CRAY! The night before their flight, Jasmine wouldn't respond her phone. The flight was set at 2am on a friday morning. It was Thursday, 8pm that Jasmine FINALLY replied Adele and said:

I AM NOT GOING ON THE TRIP WITH YOU.
SORRY.

Imagine Adele's dismay.
Being Adele, she drove all the way to Jasmine's house, and made a huge ruckus outside her home. Jasmine's parents almost called the police on Adele's ass - but Jasmine's mum didn't want that kind of attention so she invited Adele into the house to settle the matter.

And guess what? JASMINE HAD A GIRL IN THE ROOM.
Adele assumed it was the colleague Jasmine herself made fun of for being a lame lesbian. Something about getting jilted by a guy then decided to be off guys for good in order not to get hurt again?

Lame.
So anyway. Adele was furious! Who wouldn't be right? I mean. Jasmine just totally disappeared - suddenly decided to literally fly an aeroplane on Adele's ass.
So this colleague, Rena, went to talk with Adele alone.
Telling Adele that she is just a friend (OMG SERIOUSLY that is the lamest excuse ever. EVEN I AM NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID!) and that she would help Adele get Jasmine not to bail from the trip.
So yea, Adele relented.
And trusted Rena - which I seriously find mentally retarded but it ain't my story.

Adele waited for Rena's reply at home.
Jasmine refused to talk to Adele.
Rena even told Adele she would drive Jasmine to the airport. Rena promised. STUPID PROMISE!!
Adele ended up going to Europe trip alone - Rena blew Adele off completely and Jasmine just kept apologizing. Adele just wanted to know - was Rena the one Jasmine had been secretly dating all along through the pretense of just "colleagues"?

Well. That's the history.
The REAL story is: its been a year they totally cut off contact since. And...
Tadah. Jasmine has been stalking Adele.
No. Really. As in Cyberstalking her facebook, her blogs. EVEN HER EMAILS. HER SENT ITEMS. HER DRAFTS. SHE IS THAT PSYCHO.
How do we know? Adele sent an email of Jasmine about a confession that only Adele knows. And Adele shared it with a friend.

Jasmine totally confronted Adele about it.
Even got the authorities involved because the confession involved a criminal offence.
Adele was completely flabbergasted. Not to mention, utterly disgusted.
Even when I heard about it. I literally wanted to tell Jasmine that she is mad stupid to have done so.

Not only Jasmine sold herself out that she has been Cyberstalking my friend. But to the extent of reading her emails - and sent emails too?
I dunno whether she read the trash emails as well.
But oh.my.fucking.god. Is she really that fucking stupid?

Yes. Adele was wrong to have breached the confidential information by sharing it with a friend.
And it wasn't the entire confession btw. It was edited but the point was there.
But Jasmine wouldn't have known if it weren't for her STALKING omg.

She got Adele into trouble for nothing.
This Jasmine seriously has no sense of privacy and personal space. Not to mention she is additionally dumb. Rena is even dumber to even stay with her.
Why?

Because Rena, your girlfriend was stalking your exgirlfriend. Of a year. During the course of your relationship. That doesn't bother you?
And the reality of the confession.
To even HAVE that kind of confession that only Adele is holding. What does that say about you?
You weren't worth that confession to be shared with.
Aren't you embarrassed. Or are you as stupid as Jasmine?

Btw. I think Rena is just a money monger for Jasmine.
I mean. She's been splurging on Jasmine a lot.
Stuck on Jasmine like a sick puppy, even stupidly followed Jasmine in going to the authorities to make a really useless (not to mention self degrading) report about how stupid Jasmine was (and not to mention make herself openly as a cyberstalker!!!) And get Adele into trouble (and make friends with the authorities btw) and laugh about the whole matter.

Jasmine shouldn't have done what she did.
Adele shouldn't have breached that unspoken trust.
But what Jasmine did was a whole level of CREEPY!

Ew.
You know you can post how happy you are with your gadgets and overpriced dinners.
But seriously? The both of you are made for each other. One is a lousy timid liar who is stupid enough to stick by a girl who would stalk her exgirlfriend's emails! And the other, an airhead with a serious stalking tendency because she can't get over the fact that Adele still has a hold on her.

Oh Jasmine.
I would have felt sorry for you but.
I guess you weren't a match for Adele after all.
:) Rena is as lame as you.

**** Adele is a REAL friend of mine. And Jasmine and Rena are both real people too. And the story is based on a true story. I just tweaked the names and fast forward a bit.